Monday, February 27, 2006

S.M.S. Mix 001 - Bouncing Cheques, Rolling Debts

Sunday Morning Steamboat Mix 001 - Bouncing Cheques, Rolling Debts

Side A:
1 - The Flaming Lips - Yeah Yeah Song
2 - Man Man - Engwish Bwudd
3 - Field Music - You Can Decide
4 - TV on the Radio - Playhouses
5 - The Alpine - Mondays Look The Same
6 - Test Icicles - Circle Square Triangle
7 - Love Is All - Talk Talk Talk Talk
8 - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Gold Lion (Diplo Remix)
9 - Metric - Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Side B
10 - J Dilla - Last Donut of the Night (R.I.P. Jay Dee)
11 - T.I. - What You Know?
12 - Spank Rock - Rick Rubin
13 - Plan B - Sick 2 Def (Acoustic)
14 - Caribou - The Barn
15 - Alan Braxe - Intro
16 - Mylo - Drop the Pressure
17 - Lo-Fi-Fnk - Change Channel
18 - Hot Chip - The Warning

Saturday, February 11, 2006


Eminem and Nate Dogg - Shake That
Eminem and Nate are on the prowl for some slutty sluts and Nate wants to fuck them in his hummer truck. Typical Eminem beat, simple drums, light use of synth, mellow yet catchy bass. The lyrics are amazing, so true, a couple of dudes looking to get laid, picking up bin at the club but not your everyday ordinary bin, they want some freaky ass slut bin and they want to do wild and freaky sexual things (doggystyle perhaps? maybe a 69? rimjob? french kissing the privates? Who knows?). I'm not 100% sure whether these two will "tag team" any of these sluts but i'm guessing the thought has crossed Nate's mind, he's always seemed a little "suspect" to me, him and Warren G. I'm pretty sure "regulators" is homo-ebonics for "lovers of the reach around".

Weekly Top 5 - Feb 4th-11th

5) Eating steak
4) Rick Tocchet and Janet Jones
3) Arrested Development FOX finale
2) The father from Six Feet Under
1) Rollie Pemberton's blog

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Supes Bowl XL

Well, this past Super Bowl may not have been the greatest football game ever broadcast but the fact that both the head coaches involved are adorned with beautiful fluffy yet commanding moustaches was most definitely a wonderful treat. On top of the moustached coaches we somehow were lucky enough to end up with a moustached MVP: Mr. Likes it From Be-Hines Ward. All i can say is... WOW!! This is obviously a once in a lifetime treat which should be savoured like a romantic blow job. Unfortunately the moustaches overshadowed a fairly lackluster game, i would have rather seen a sword fight between Big Ben and Matt Hasselbeck. It was a very sloppy affair. The Seahawks came flying out of the gates and looked very strong during their first drive but fizzled out and ended up settling for a field goal and palyed the rest of the game on an empty tank. Pittsburgh started off way too slow and minus their three big plays looked pretty horrible, the game could have easily gone either way. The Seahawks in typical 2004 Seahawks fashion lost the game, more or less, because of three(!!!) dropped passes by their shit talking dummy of a tight end Jerramy Stevens (nice spelling, why can't you spell it the regular way, fucking loser). I think the spirit of Koren Robinson entered his body. He did end up catching two balls, one for a TD and another which was called back on what seemed to be the Seahawks 21st holding penalty (maybe their O-line wasn't as good as everyone thought, just really cheap). Mr. Batman and Robin Shaun Alexander was fairly quiet all game, although he put up reasonable numbers he didn't provide anything significant to the Seahawks offense. The best running back on the field was a rookie from NC who loves MJ, Willie Parker. With his record setting Super Bowl run Parker proved to all of us how important great blocking is to the success of a running back and furthermore solidified the fact Shaun Alexander is overrated. God do i ever hate that guy. At the end of the day the Steelers were the champions and Seattle still hasn't earned the respect they think they deserve.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Lottery Morons

So i was thinking about the lottery the other day and started wondering about idiotic corner store advertising. For some reason every time a big jackpot is won the establishment where the ticket was purchased feels some pointless need to display this fact. I'm no ad-wizard but i'm pretty sure it doesn't come cheap and isn't the point of advertising to attract more business? Why on earth would anyone feel more inclined to shop at a store where a winning lottery ticket was sold? The odds of winning the lottery are horrible, the odds of the winning ticket coming from the same place two draws in a row? Fucking ZERO. Instead of gloating about the fact you sold the winning ticket wouldn't it be more sensible to run an ad proclaiming you've never sold a winning lotery ticket? Not even a free ticket winner. This way people would think to themselves "well, this place has yet to sell a winner, i think its due!!!!" i guarantee ticket sales would increase by at least 25%, if i'm wrong i'll let you give me a blow job. For more practical advertising ideas get in touch with the ad department at, great minds doing great things.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

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Scum Village

If anyone had the distinct honour of witnessing Lil Wayne's late show performance, you are truly blessed. Alan Thicke's son Robin (nice name Mr. Seaver) 4 alarm blazed the spot and Weezy poured the gasolina. I need a late pass on this by the way, it was a couple of weeks ago.

Big news this week with the Nas Def Jam signing. Jigga and Nasty. Engagement announcement early February. Gay is the new black.

New Prime Minister Steph Harps hates abortions and Def Jam. He loves turkey dinners and Arian folka. He once made an illegal u-turn in Saskatchewan, he was fined $130. CAN WE REALLY TRUST SOMEONE LIKE THIS?? The answer is yes. As long as we have coat hangers we'll be fine.

Since the Patriots lost to a team whos quarterback played high school football in cowboy boots (there were rattlesnakes all over the place) I think i may have to stop watching NFL and move on to WNBA. At least i can jerk off to womens basketball...........wait.........Tom Brady or Lisa Leslie..........FUCK...........NFL it is.

Steelers win the Superbowl. Hines Ward comes out of the closet. Shaun Alexander finally admits he's Tiki and Ronde's real father. Big Ben shows coach his cock, Cowher smiles, just kidding he doesn't smile. Bettis is illiterate.

Kobe dropped 81 on the Raptors, Ovechkin scored on his back from behind his head, Mario retires, Artest for Peja on the horizon. 2006 great year for sports.
1) Gretzky comes out of retirement after his wife leaves him for Crosby. He wins the Hart, Art Ross, Stanley and the Conn Smythe. McSorley is happy
2) Ken Griffey Jr. wins the triple crown. Ken Griffey Sr. is happy. (2007)
3) Lance Armstrong tests positive for H.I.V., beats it, then wins the Grammy for best duet with lady-friend Sheryl and also wins the Kentucky Derby. We later find out he was on steroids.
4) Roy Jones Jr. collabs with Artest on a double rap album entilted Uppercuts from the Coup.
5) Tony Hawk does a 360
6) Will I Am does a Reebok commercial. I am what I am. Fergie does a Tampax commercial.
7) Bruce McNall is named head coach of the Raptors. He appoints John Candy's corpse as his assistant.
8) Andy Roddick and Andre Agassi do a sequel to Face Off. Face Off 2: Power Serve.
9) Ilya Kovalchuk marries Stephanie Tanner. Coulier gets drunk at the wedding and kicks the shit out of Heatly. Stamos goes home with Mary Kate. Ashley OD's.
10) Terrell Owens has a great season.