1) unbutton your pants, or begin to pull down your tights.
2) bend with the motion so that you conceal the fact that your are removing your clothing
3) pee, straight down, any real woman knows what this entails
4) at this time you will be concealing your "naughty bits" while also heeping all lurkers at bay.
5) if you can't pee subtely in public, you are not a real woman and your are DEFINTITELY not from Victoria Beach.