Things you learn while traveling

Sometimes when people travel, they come to a spiritual awakening, or at least use the traveling as an excuse to fuck alot of people raw dog. I obviously was on a different sort of mission.

First off, yes, I did travel abroad. I went to some place called "Hautstralia", and Haut it was. My friends and I (there was seven of us who went, including our very own testicular wonder - Chris!) learned many things on this trip, most of it was recorded in our 'bible'. I will have more of these pages to post. After reviewing this bible, I would like to think we kept it real, because I don't think our sense of humor has changed one bit since we were 19.

Props to old souls

-Steve